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PFT’s hope for England to become the 'all-time record holders for third-place game losses' died a wild, 10-goal death as the Three Lions actually won a big game.
PFT CommenterFrance will beat England in the World Cup third-place game, giving England the all-time record for third-place game losses.
England has, they've got the possibility to set the all time record for most third place game losses. Right now they're tied with Brazil with two. If they lose another one, then that would mean that they have that record on their own. And if you look back through history or at least recent history, three of the last five champions of the World Cup go on to win the third place game the next year. So that would mean that France would win this third place game and England would etch their names into history.
Hall of Fame
The most prescient predictions and legendary moments in PMT history
Stavros HalkiasIme Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches
You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.
Big CatLegalized gambling will be available across the country in five years.
Football in Vegas, I'm saying, calling your shot five years, say five years, legalized gambling all across the country, it's going to be great.
Dr. James AndrewsKyle Schwarber will return from his ACL/LCL injury in six months, in time for the World Series
That's a little out of my expertise in information systems. Let's say six months... [Back in time for the World Series?] Sure. I mean, that's where the money is.
Hall of Shame
Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk
Big CatThe Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft
The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.
Big CatTiger Woods will never win another major championship
I'm firmly in the Tiger will never win another Masters or major championship in his life. And I've said that for like four or five years now. I just don't, you can only, your body can only take so many steroids before you become immune to them. So I don't think he was ever going to win another one.
Stu FeinerThe Kansas City Chiefs will miss the playoffs entirely in 2022
Chiefs 10 and 7 do not make the playoffs. Okay. So fuck the Chiefs. They're the most overrated team ever. They suck.
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Carson Palmer — 9 takes (5 scored)
Carson PalmerJosh Allen has the best upside of the 2018 draft class
The best upside of the draft class is Josh Allen. [Big Cat: Josh Allen. Yeah, there we go.]
Carson PalmerBryce Young has the lowest ceiling among the top 2023 QB prospects because he is a 'finished product' coming out of Alabama.
I think at the end of the day, if you're Carolina, you want a guy that's gonna play week one. And the guy that's most ready to play in week one is Bryce. But he is also got the lowest ceiling because he's been coached by the best of the best at Alabama... you're getting a finished product. He doesn't need to be coached a ton. He doesn't need to be taught a ton... there's not a ton of upside like there was with Josh Allen five years ago.
Carson PalmerJosh Allen has the best upside of the 2018 draft class
The best upside of the draft class is Josh Allen. [Big Cat: Josh Allen. Yeah, there we go.]
Carson PalmerBryce Young has the lowest ceiling among the top 2023 QB prospects because he is a 'finished product' coming out of Alabama.
I think at the end of the day, if you're Carolina, you want a guy that's gonna play week one. And the guy that's most ready to play in week one is Bryce. But he is also got the lowest ceiling because he's been coached by the best of the best at Alabama... you're getting a finished product. He doesn't need to be coached a ton. He doesn't need to be taught a ton... there's not a ton of upside like there was with Josh Allen five years ago.
Pending Predictions
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HankDustin Poirier will not stay retired and will fight again
I never believe it. Because then they, you know, they, they get arrested, they get healthy and they're like, ah, I could, I could do one more fight. I could make, you know, a nice payday doing another fight.
Big CatThe Big 10 and SEC are likely to add Florida State once the ACC officially dissolves.
If Clemson and Florida State leave the ACC, they're not gonna survive. So the Big 10 and SEC basically are saying we don't want 'em unless the ACC is gone. Which if they leave, they'll be gone. In which case we want 'em.
PFT CommenterTrae Young will re-sign with the Wizards on a team-friendly deal to help build a championship roster.
I'm pretty sure Trae Young is gonna leave technically in free agency. He's gonna become a free agent then he is gonna sign like a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than 48.97. So he wants to stick around and maybe, listen, we just saw what the New York Knicks did with Jalen Brunson taking a pay cut.
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