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PMT DBPMT DB — Every Pardon My Take Take, Tracked and Scored
Every take ever made on Pardon My Take — tracked, scored, and searchable.
Take of the Day
PFT has officially turned LSU's potential SEC exile into a marketing win, claiming that getting kicked out for rostering former NFL players only cements their status as the 'true rebels' of the South.
PFT CommenterLSU getting kicked out of the SEC would actually be good for their brand
The SEC condemned [bringing back NFL camp players] and then they got together and they're talking about banning it, and then now they're saying that they will in fact kick LSU out if they attempt to do this. Okay. Which, I mean, this is good. I think for LSU'S brand, it's just being like Rebels. Yeah. And a conference that also features Ole Miss. They are the true rebels.
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The most prescient predictions and legendary moments in PMT history
Stavros HalkiasIme Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches
You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.
Big CatMac Jones will be a bust because he is crying in his DUI mugshot
I like my quarterbacks when they get a mug shot to not have a little cry in their eyes. Oh, he's sad in it? Yeah, look it up. He's got a tiny bit of cry in his eyes. So I'm saying bust just on that. Just based on that.
PFT CommenterBran Stark will be the one sitting on the Iron Throne at the conclusion of Game of Thrones.
I think it's got to be Bran [to win the Iron Throne].
Hall of Shame
Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk
Big CatThe Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft
The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.
Mel KiperI will retire if Jimmy Clausen is not a successful NFL quarterback
If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I'm done. That's it. I'm out... I want eight years.
Tom FornelliNico Iamaleava is the best quarterback in the country
I'm telling you, Nico's [Iamaleava] the best quarterback in the country. Size-wise, talent-wise, ability-wise, fit in the offense that he's in... I already have the future on Nico's Heisman.
Featured Guest
Fred Smoot — 15 takes (7 scored)
Fred SmootThe Miami Dolphins culture is currently falling apart from the inside
That apple was rotting before it hit the ground. It feel like that house is just falling apart. You go into survival mode. Everybody in the building goes into survival mode... It's like jumping overboard. They like let the kids and the children go first. I gotta go too.
Fred SmootThe Commanders are legitimate Super Bowl contenders this season
No, we thinking Super Bowl. It's been generations since we could think Super Bowl and just to be in that window to think Super Bowl is a privilege... Congratulations to the team by the way. We moving back to the nation's capital.
Fred SmootThe Miami Dolphins culture is currently falling apart from the inside
That apple was rotting before it hit the ground. It feel like that house is just falling apart. You go into survival mode. Everybody in the building goes into survival mode... It's like jumping overboard. They like let the kids and the children go first. I gotta go too.
Fred SmootThe Commanders are legitimate Super Bowl contenders this season
No, we thinking Super Bowl. It's been generations since we could think Super Bowl and just to be in that window to think Super Bowl is a privilege... Congratulations to the team by the way. We moving back to the nation's capital.
Pending Predictions
Resolving soon
PFT CommenterFernando Mendoza will be the Las Vegas Raiders starting quarterback next year
Fernando Mendoza got to show that he can take a beating. Yeah. Which he will likely have to do as a Las Vegas Raiders quarterback next year.
Mike FlorioDiana Russini might sit down for a prime time interview with Oprah Winfrey to tell her story before the season starts
I still think there's a chance [Diana Russini's] gonna sit down with Oprah Winfrey the night before the regular season opener and tell her story... [Russini] breaks her silence, tells her story and who the hell knows what she would say.
Big CatI am going to eat 200 burgers this summer
I'm declared it's the summer of burgers. I'm gonna eat a hundred burgers. Probably more. I actually want to eat 200... 200 is the real number. I just want that on the record. 200 is the real number.
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