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Take of the Day

Big Cat might want to scrub the tapes from April, because Jalen Brunson just carried the Knicks to the NBA Finals as their undisputed number one star.

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Big CatBig Cat

I don't think you can win a championship with Jalen Brunson as your number one star

This was a bad Jalen Brunson game. If you don't think a team with Jalen Brunson as the number one star can win a championship, this is why—the ball just stopped in his hand for what felt like forever in the last eight minutes of the fourth. And he was getting torched on defense. He could not stay in front of CJ McCollum whatsoever.

This is a subjective evaluation of a player's championship ceiling.

Hall of Fame

The most prescient predictions and legendary moments in PMT history

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Stavros HalkiasStavros Halkias

Ime Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches

You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.

While meant as a joke about physical presence, Udoka was suspended months later for an affair with a staff member, making this take legendary in retrospect.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Antonio Brown will never play a single game for the Raiders

Here's my take: [Antonio Brown] is not going to ever play a game as a Raider. I think they're either going to cut him. They're probably not going to be able to trade him anywhere.

Antonio Brown was released by the Raiders on September 7, 2019, one day after this episode aired, without ever playing in a regular-season game.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals will be 2018 Stanley Cup champions

I might just go tonight and get a Washington Capitals 2018 Stanley Cup champions tattoo.

The Capitals did indeed win the 2018 Stanley Cup. PFT later famously got this tattoo.
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Hall of Shame

Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk

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Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft

The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.

Patrick Mahomes became arguably the greatest quarterback of his generation, making this an all-time 'Freezing Cold Take'.
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Big CatBig Cat

Tiger Woods will never win another major championship

I'm firmly in the Tiger will never win another Masters or major championship in his life. And I've said that for like four or five years now. I just don't, you can only, your body can only take so many steroids before you become immune to them. So I don't think he was ever going to win another one.

Tiger Woods won the 2019 Masters, his 15th major championship.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Salmonella is like the chicken pox; once you get it once, you can never get it again

No, because if you get salmonella, then you don't have to worry about getting it again so you can eat cookie dough and stuff. Nope, [you] don't have to worry about it.

Salmonella is a bacterial infection, and you can absolutely get it multiple times. It is not like chicken pox.
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Featured Guest

Mike Pereira — 18 takes (9 scored)

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Mike PereiraMike Pereira

If the Zach Miller catch had been ruled incomplete on the field, replay would have reversed it to a touchdown

I'll say it one more time, and here it is. If they had ruled that on the field as incomplete, both Dean Blandino and myself would have reversed it to a touchdown.

As a former head of officiating and top expert, Pereira's internal logic on how he and Blandino would have ruled constitutes a correct fact about their own methodology.
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Mike PereiraMike Pereira

NFL pass interference replay rule won't return in its current form next year

I think it's impossible that the rule, the way that it is judged now, pass interference, the replay element, I think it's impossible for that to move on beyond this year. ... I think what is obvious to me is that the rule in its current form will not be back next year.

The NFL did indeed scrap the pass interference replay rule after the 2019 season.
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Pending Predictions

Resolving soon

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Apr 27, 2026·Resolves Jun 15, 2026
#30347
Big CatBig Cat

The Hurricanes will make the Eastern Conference Final and then lose to a real team

The Hurricanes sweep. But every year I was like, the hurricanes will just get to the Eastern Conference final. Then they'll play a real team. Then they're gonna lose. Is that a fair take?

Will be resolved by the end of the 2026 NHL playoffs.
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Jun 1, 2026·Resolves Jun 15, 2026
#30627
MaxMax

The Golden Knights will sweep the Hurricanes in the Stanley Cup Final

Knights in four. Knights in four. Yep. Nice. VG, K All Retweet Knight and four. Okay. Nice.

The results of the 2026 Stanley Cup Final are pending.
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May 11, 2026·Resolves Jun 15, 2026
#30471
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Timberwolves are the team that would give the Thunder the best push in the 2026 Western Conference playoffs

I feel like the Timberwolves might be the team that would give the Thunder the best push in these playoffs just because I feel I've seen them do it again and again and again against supposedly, you know, outmatched opponents.

The 2026 Western Conference Finals have yet to be played.
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