PMT DB — Every Pardon My Take Take, Tracked and Scored

Ime Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches

You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.

It's all one song

Somebody in the crowd said, 'wow, hey, they already played that song.' And somebody else said, 'hey, man, it's all one song.' That's the kind of stuff that happens in my life every day.

Tom Brady will play until he is 45 or 46 years old

How many more years do you think Tom Brady plays? Three. His dad, Tom Sr. and Tom, I think it's 45, 46, realistically. I don't know how long that body...

The Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft

The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.

I will retire if Jimmy Clausen is not a successful NFL quarterback

If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I'm done. That's it. I'm out... I want eight years.

I could medal in a women's Olympic slalom event

What sport would become the most watched if they allowed trash talk... [Hank proposed putting athletes in different sports] ... Hank couldn't medal in a single woman's event. I agree with that. [Hank]: Slalom. ... Not in men's but women's. ... women's slalom turns are not that hard.

The Eagles will get boat-raced in London

No one's playing next week. We're gonna get absolutely boat-raced in London.

If Nikola Jokic does not sign an extension this offseason, it will become a major NBA storyline

If Jokic enters the season having not extended, that will become a significant storyline. Will it become like LeBron 2010? I don't think so because he has said 'I'm a nugget for life.' But it is absolutely something that is on the board to keep an eye on if he does not extend his contract.

The Dodgers are too good, but their pitching is the weakness

I think the Dodgers are too good. ... Their pitching is banged up. That's their one kind of Achilles, especially their starters. If their starters can't go deep, it just puts a lot of pressure on their bullpen.